The Return

Howdy All, I am back! I guess that is obvious but I figure what is a little redundancy between friends? I think it is time for a little more "insanity".

I have had some great business ideas over the years. I am actually telling lies. These were ideas that I thought absurd but funny. They could fly.

People like to eat. People like to sweat. How else does one explain the use of saunas? I had this idea of combining the two. A Mexican restaurant in a sauna. This way you could combine eating and sweating. It is for the person on the go, who does not have the time to do both in a day. It could be a Szechuan restaurant in the sauna. The possibilities for this are endless. I mean picture people eating their meals in nothing but a towel. They are sweating and there is nothing quite so uncomfortable as sitting somewhere with damp or sweat soaked underwear. That is just asking for some good chafing and we all know how painful that can be. It would be like all the pain of chafing with none of the fun in getting chafed, if you know what I mean. If you do, please let me know, because I am not so sure that I know what I mean by that.

I have/had another idea that the "good" folks at PETA may find offensive. If I offend you, GOOD! That is almost the point, offend and force people to think the unimaginable or at least think, which given my observations of those around me, in general, is something that is not easily done. Here it is. It is a three part idea to revolutionize the fur trade. Set up game farms, be it minks or whatever. It is like good seafood restaurants where you go to the tank to choose your lobster. Here you choose your animals. Then to save money, you kill the beast, skin it and sew the pelts into a coat that you design. I figure there are many value additions here. We, as the owners, can do the killing, skinning, sewing and designing for a fee for each service. The value conscious or hands on types, just for the experience, can choose a more do it yourself plan which would be cheaper. I think it is like Kramer's idea of making your own pizzas only more offensive, bloodier and longer lasting, if done properly. What do you think? Let me know.

That is all for today. I will be back as soon as I can.