April Fools

I am back. Do you like how I begin all posts with that? I know it is redundant to write because the very fact that there is a post is proof that I was back, but I still feel the need to let you all know that I am back. I should give you all more credit but it is like the old Groucho Marx joke about not wanting to belong to any club that would have him for a member. I live that joke. It is from that I figure that if you are foolish enough to be reading this then I HAVE to explicitly tell you that I am back.

How was that for stream of consciousness? I could go on but when I think about it, this has become the Seinfeld posting. It is about nothing. No hugs! No lessons!

I am thinking that after yesterdays "downer" posting I should lighten things up. I tried beaten egg whites but I just created a mess when I tried to ram the meringue into my computer. Lesson, though I said no lessons, learned whipped egg whites are not to put into the CD-RW slot. Now, I have to get that crap cleaned out of this machine. I am betting I will need a new CD drive. Oh well.

Let's see what do I really have to say today? I think the truth is "not much". I wonder when the city starts to pick up yard waste? How is that for an exciting topic of conversation? Not so good, huh? I guess you really do not want me to write everything that comes to my mind at a given moment. Sorry for that tidbit of banality.

Is "banality" actually a word? I know "banal" but banality? I am too damn lazy to check a dictionary to thesaurus so if it is not a word, I proclaim that it is now. You can see I am going nowhere right now so I will not waste no more of your time. I am presuming that I am wasting your time, as if I know, but I am done for now so ciao.