I cannot think of these things on my own

I am back. I have to say I must not have much of an imagination. Then again, as you shall soon see, I do not need one. Reality, not imagination, does provide fodder for my acid tongue (or digital type as the case may be). I have another news story for all of you to read, it is another good one, though there is no cannibalism involved, so this story may not leave you hungry, which may or may not be a good thing (thank you Martha Stewart, I have not slagged her in this so that may be something for a later date).

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian who became a man to marry a female relative was dumped after the surgery, a newspaper reported Monday.

Twenty-nine-year-old rubber tapper Kuttiyamma, born with both male and female genitals, had been in love with the relative, Laura, 25, for 15 years before having surgery to become a man and change her name to Binu, the Hindustan Times reported.
But Laura became engaged to another man and Binu is suing her for breach of trust after spending 50,000 rupees ($1,150) on the sex change in southern Kerala state.
"She had agreed to marry me after the surgery," the paper quoted Binu saying in the petition. "I took loans to pay the hospital bills."
Laura's fiance has since backed out of the wedding after hearing of Binu. The paper did not say how Laura and Kuttiyamma/Binu are related.

I am not sure if I am citing these stories properly but this one is off a Reuters feed. But do you see what I mean about reality here. I was thinking how nice it is to live a cloistered life. This way you do not have to come into contact with people who would just as soon eat you (if this is something that you enjoy, then all the power to you) and other choices of behavior and lifestyle. I am not going to comment or pass moral judgment. I will point out the funny bits, though.

Let me begin. The first thing that comes to mind is that being born with both male and female genitals does make it possible to go fuck yourself literally. I am not sure if that is good or bad. I guess it really does depend upon how you feel about yourself. I mean if you are self loathing, then the sex you have with yourself could be angry and intense. I now find myself going somewhere that is best left to your own imagination. I will just guide you to the darker and sicker impulses that we all share. It is like I have some sort of depraved skeleton key to the mind, or the depraved parts of the mind.

I did not know that Kuttiyamma was a female's name nor Binu male. I think that it is funny that she/he is a rubber tapper. Think about it. His/her male genatalia could be fashioned from the very material she/he taps. She/he can feel at one with his/her new pieces.

Laura's fiance backs out of the wedding. I wonder if he "backed" out or was it more of running at top speed, screaming at the top of his lungs. How freaky is that? You get engaged and your fiance's cousin comes out after a sex change to profess his love for your fiance. I mean you have it all. The creepy factor scores at least 83 out of 100. You have that transgender thing, which is just freaky when you stop to think about it. I mean you have men and women, but when you start to get into the shades of gray (and I do not want to comment on sexual orientation, but that just adds another layer of complexity which makes me hanker for the simplicity of the "shit lovers") of a man in a woman's body (I am talking of identity and nothing physical there so get your minds out of the gutter) or vice versa, my head starts to spin.

I must say that I do not care. You are who you are. The whole thing is filtered through one question...what does it mean to me? If it means nothing, which this one does, then what do I care who or what you sleep with. Whatever floats your boat is fine with me, just take a shower, brush your teeth and wash your hands before hanging with me. Beyond that, I have no hard and fast rules or revulsions that I can think of right now.

So your Laura's fiance, you have the transgendered relative and the added ick factor of them being related, though we do not know how close. The closer it is in terms of relations the ickier it gets. Now, if they were lesbian would it be so bad? I will leave that question for you to answer for yourselves, though you could share your answer with me. (I guess not, said in a woman's voice, huh, Willie?)

I do like the lawsuit for breach of trust. What the hell is that? I get the sense, and it is only that, that Kuttiyamma became Binu as a sort of "surprise" for Laura. There is another question....how did Laura get that name while Kuttiyamma/Binu have more Indian sounding names? I digress. It just goes to show you. BE CAREFUL WHEN PLANNING SURPRISES!

You do have to hope that the surprise is wanted by the other party. If you do something drastic or dramatic you are liable to find yourself with a new penis but nowhere to put it. I do look at it this way too (it is the problem with being a male). At least he/she did not go from male to female in the sex change because it does not make ANY sense to me to lop off an appendage for the purpose of a surprise for somebody else. That is just psychotic, of course, it could lead to the penis eating of the German cannibal, so perhaps there is an upside......for somebody.

Thanks for coming out! Ciao!