Saturday day special

I am back. I had a thought occur to me this morning and I had to share it. My mind ran to poronography as it sometimes does. I am sick but I can live with that fact. Anyway, I got to thinking that as depraved as I think that I am, I am easily topped. I mean whenever I think I have found the depth to which humanity can sink, somebody is always able to come around and lower the bar. I think that explains my sick fascination with those cannibalism stories, of which I will write later (not today).

That is the set up. I was in New York on business about nine years ago. This was at the time that then Mayor Giuliani was "cleaning" up Times Square. They were in the midst of getting rid of all the skin and porn shops in the Times Square area, the Disneyfication of New York. As if it has done so well for Disney World and Disneyland, let alone EuroDisney. I mean think about EPCOT. The tagline should be come see the future as we imagined it in the early 70s. Funny how things did not turn out the way envisioned as we awaited the next ice age (global warming? ha!).

Anyway, my colleague and myself had time to kill before heading out to Laguardia to come home, so we decided to take a walk on the side of debauchery and hit a porn shop. We were perusing the titles and in some ways looking for the sickest things around. He gravitated to the "Forced Entry" genre, which is sick but I found what I thought was the most disgusting title I could ever find. It was Shit Lovers 4.

Now, the subject matter is disgusting enough for me. I mean I have no interest in incorporating feces into the sexual experience. Call me crazy. If that floats your boat and there are others like you, all the power to you. You sick fuck!!!! Now the thing that got me, and still does, is that damn title. Think about it.....Shit Lovers 4.

Somebody had to get through volumes 1 through 3 to get to 4. How much of that crap, pardon the pun, can one stand? Actually as I ask that question, I want to take it back. I live by one rule and that is NEVER ask a question that you do not want an answer to. That was one of those questions whose answers I really do not want to know.

Just close your eyes and think.......I did not get enough of that mix of sex and shit with Shit Lovers! Damn, I wish they would make a second volume! My head is about explode thinking about that. That is the happy thought for the day!

Now aren't you all glad that you came back to read that? At least, it beats the hell out of my last couple of posts, at least in my opinion. We all know what that is worth, though. Well I am going to run and enjoy this beautiful day. Ciao.