Canada D'eh

I am back. I just do not know what I want to rave on about. I think I need a bit of "brain juice" to lubricate my thoughts. Now, I am sitting here with a bit of an alcohol buzz on. I am still unable to think but I am having a good time trying to fight the urge to write in one long vowel movement. AAAAHSKLDHovhab ;arehihosd I could not fight the urge. It is good that I am aware enough to correct my spelling mistakes as go along.

Shit, I am becoming a weepy drunk now. How fucking pathetic. Excuse I need to take some time to kick the shit out of myself and regain my composure. Back and much better, thanks for the help. This is like group therapy for me, only without the group, or the therapy for that matter.

You're the besht friend I ever haddddddd!!!! You're the beshtttt! Please stop the room from spinning. I don't want to puke on the keyboard. Can you get dried puke out a laptop? Just a thought that occurred. It is not as if I want to test it out for myself, but I would take any feedback on that one with a great deal of appreciation. Keep the cards and letters coming!

It is Canada Day tomorrow so that means a statutory holiday. It is the Canadian version of Independence Day, but without the "independence" but it is a day. It used to be called Dominion Day, which says something of Canadian history. It really reeks of "please, don't set us free, Mother England" as opposed to independence. In fact, our Constitution was on patriated in 1982. That HAD to come as an act of British Parliament. So, I am thinking that what British Parliament has done, it must be able to undo. In the future, Canada may be turned back into colonial holding of the British Commonwealth, which is always cool, because then we can claim Austin Powers as our own.

Well to all my Canadian friends, Happy Canada Day and to all my American friends, Happy Indpendece Day. All of you have a great long weekend! Ciao!