See, I know what women like

I am back. I had some computer trouble yesterday so there were no postings. That is just as well. I came across the linked article, I think that it says it all. I know what women like or don't like.....the comb over! I am back to that again. I do have some things to say about the Michael Jackson verdict but that will be for later.

Anyway, this article does say it all. The ladies don't mind it when we men start losing our hair. My guess is that they would say something different if and when they start losing their hair to male pattern baldness. I like that term, it gives a sense of medical inevitability to loss of one's hair. If you are male, then beware of the clumps of hair in the shower drain as you pass through those teenage and early 20s.

I do like the fact that women do not mind but do mind the comb over. Who are you fooling with that thing, ala the Donald Trump birds nest, or is it just bad cotton candy. Does he have Rumplestiltskin come in each night and spin thread into "gold" "hair"? I digress but thanks for coming out.

Now because of that damn survey, I have to get rid of my leather pants. I like to wear them during the summer. I mean there is nothing quite so comforting as wearing skin tight leather in the heat so that they adhere to my legs and I lose 5 pounds of water weight. I need the jaws of life to get those things off but I always thought it was worth it. I thought that the ladies liked the look, boy was I wrong.

I guess I have to get rid of those open shirts and all my astral sign medallions. Have the 70s ended? Where the hell was I when that happened? In fact, I was musing on Saturday that I am finding some gray chest hair. What is up with that?!!! I figure that once the pubes go gray I should start dying all my hair or just pack it in altogether. Any thoughts?

Well, read the results of the survey. It is illuminating. I mean, I now understand what women like. Gotta run for now. Ciao.