Reason Number 6 why I have no interest in being a farmer

I am back. It is fun with fonts day today. I bet that you did not even know that there was a day for that. I'll let you in on a little secret, I made it up. I am just screwing around with various fonts on these postings, so today I feel Lucida Grande. I think I ordered one of those at Starbucks the other day. Damn you, charge me two bucks for a cup of hot water filtered through dirt. It is a good thing that I am hooked on caffeine because if I wasn't I would raise a stink. Those who know me know how stinky I can become.

That really did not come out well, but that is okay, the joke is on me, so no harm, no foul. This does give you some idea of what I have in mind for today....not much of anything. I miss over a week of postings and go for my second day in a row and I have got nothing to say. I know that is not why you keep coming back, so I am now thinking that the joke is on you. I am sorry for pointing that one out.

I did read where some farmer in Croatia was killed when his cow fell on him. Apparently, he may have slipped when was trying to hook up the milking machine. It may have startled the cow causing her to slip and fall on the farmer dude. That is not the way I hope to go. I would have liked to see the video tape on that one though. The sight of a cow slipping is funny enough but add to a guy slipping beforehand and having the cow slip, fall and land on him is fucking hilarious. Now, I do not want him dead but it is hard not to laugh. Like Homer Simpson said, "It is funny because I do not know him." If it is good enough for Homer than it is good enough for me morally speaking. So now close your eyes and imagine the whole scene, guy slipping and falling (funny on its own), cow slipping and falling (funny on its own) and cow falling and crushing guy who slipped first (hilarious). That is not me talking those are the rules of mathematics.

Do not write to complain to me that I am sick. That is math talking and you cannot refute that shit with your damn morality. Numbers know no morality! I guess this just goes to show you why I am not meant to be a farmer. I just have no interest in meeting my maker by having a cow fall on me. Of course, if somebody were to drop one from the sky or an office tower, it could happen to me, so you never know.

I was just thinking. What if the farmer dude had been to a psychic who predicted this type of death? Does he walk out of there laughing or believing? Just a thought to ponder for all of you this evening. Think of it as homework. Ciao.