Revenge!

I am back. I see today that the Millenium Bomber got 22 years in prison. First, I must say his title "Millenium Bomber" is all wrong. He is getting credit for something he was, thankfully, unable to pull off. He is the Millenium loser. Besides, without his failure in 1999/2000, I do not think that the atrocities of 9/11 could have been pulled off. I am sure there would have been an increase in security at airporst, (airports, I really need a spell checker or at least use it) then. Do you really think that the US would be so stupid as to not hassle swarthy looking US Visa carrying Arabs at that point? I do not.

I was also thinking that 22 years is quite generous. Perhaps it should be 22 years in prison but that he be bolted, no nailed, to a concrete wall. I do not want any arteries or veins pierced. Just his flesh and muscles. It would hurt but he is certainly deserving.

The guy who killed Theo Van Gogh in Amsterdam was also sentenced. He is an unrepentent little fucker. You can change their beliefs so it seems the only option, other than an execution, is a lobotomy. Lobotomize the fucker. Send the needle up his nose and mix his fucking brain like a milkshake. Leave him as a drooling vegetable! Not a happy thought but a vengeful one, so it works for me. Do it for Wanda! I am sure that fucker would have eaten Kenny's fish Wanda, so Revenge for Wanda! (reference to a Fish Called Wanda with John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline and Michael Palin).

These must be tales of revenge. I have another news story for you involving revenge. It is also a matter of really wondering what your plumber is actually doing. This is from Reuters.

Plumber takes a leak, doesn't fix it
Wed Jul 27, 8:24 AM ET
A British plumber was fined and given a community service order Tuesday after being captured on hidden cameras urinating into a vase in a customer's attic and pouring the contents into the central heating system.
Roy Williams, 47, was caught in the act by trading standards officers who had rented the house in Leatherhead in southern England and rigged it with cameras as part of a sting operation to check on tradesmen.
The plumber had been called out to fix a simple fault but instead missed this and charged 203 pounds for unnecessary work, Steve Playle of Surrey trading standards told Reuters.
Williams then urinated into a vase, poured the urine into the hot water tank and rinsed the vase in the cold water tank.
The plumber denied the charges, claiming he had a medical condition which meant he needed the toilet regularly and had been overcome by the sound of running water.
He was sentenced to 150 hours community service by Guildford Crown Court on charges of deception and making false trades descriptions, and was ordered to pay 3,778 pounds in fines and costs incurred cleaning the water tanks.

It does make you wonder and make you think twice before drinking from the tap. That is one class dude. I guess he had Uromyceticis and could not prevent himself from urinating. Jerry tried to use that excuse to get out of a ticket for peeing in the underground parking lot of the mall but it did not work. I was also thinking that if you have a weak bladder and the sound of running water really makes you have to pee, then perhaps plumber is not the best choice of vocations for you. It is not as if the job does not entail encounters with running water. It seems to be part of the job, but that is just me.

On that happy note, I have to drain a kidney, so ciao!