Where have I been?

I am back. I guess that is all you need to know. I have some time for the next couple of weeks so my postings should be very regular. I am trying to think about what to say for today, and I have not quite hit the nail on the head. I will, though,

I have not been able to access my Hotmail account since Friday. I am not sure what I have done to offend Bill Gates but he has put the kibosh on my email activities, for that particular account, since then, the bastard! You do get what you pay for so I have little reason to complain, but complain I shall. I depend on that shit and I expect it to be working when I need it. I would sue the bastard for all that he has but I have no place to put it, so what is the fucking point? I am just gonna go get drunk. That seems to solve everything for me. Of course, sobriety is only a matter of time, but I can avoid that by drinking more. Who's with me? Let's go!!!!!

I did have a posting about a journey, Chris's, to Disney World with his family in July. He did learn that there is nothing quite like spending hours lined up in the hot Florida, July sun with the humidity, standing around for an hour to take a spin on a ride that lasts four minutes, max. All in the name of introducing your children to a six foot rat. If that does not tramautize and warp a child, I do not know what will.

It got me to wondering if the Tragic Kingdom somehow leads to serial killers. I know that it is a huge leap I am taking but hear me out. I am wondering if Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy and the BTK killer in Kansas, whose I name I do not recall but he was a good church going family man had spent any time in these places before they killed for the first time. I mean that is seeing humanity at its worst, or at least weirdest (Grown adults wearing mouse ears, or a Shriner's fez, is pretty damn weird, but that I am not being too subjective).

Picture it. A guy gets stuck wearing those damn ears to please his family. He is made to look like a fool but instead of killing his family, that is just bad manners and would mean that his mother done brought him up wrong, has to let that rage loose on innocent, or maybe not so innocent, strangers. I can see it. I mean, momma did not raise no family killer, she did sew the seeds for a serial killer, but that is okay. They raised us differently back then.

About that BTK killer dude. I was reading that his wife did not know about his killing nor did his two, now grown, children. John Wayne Gacy's wife once complained about the smell in the basement (rotting corpses do tend to smell for some reason) but he explained it by saying a freezer they had was broken and some meat was rotting. Of course, he neglected to mention how he sodomized the young lads before they began their journey into decomposition. Details, details.

Well, anyway, I just say these things as a bit of a warning, in case my wife is able to talk me into taking a family vacation at the Tragic Kingdom. You are all put on notice! Ciao!