Hair? Cows? Where does it all end, or begin?

I am back. If anybody is need of somebody to mediate a dispute, I am the guy. Let me know. That is all for my shameless plug, not to be confused with my hair plugs. I do not have them, but recently had my head "shaved" to within about a half inch of scalp and brain, it may even have been shorter. In any event, I noticed something that really disturbed me. The front of my hair/head, has become rather thin. As the hair has grown, it is covered but I am getting a bald spot on the crown of my head, too. I am non to pleased about this. It has not stopped me from growing hair on my back, like some kind of werewolf (there really is not enough there for me to make it all the way to the simian side of things, though you will be the first to know if that happens). Am I being mocked by time? Then again, does time really give a shit about me? I am thinking that time mocks us all, so the joke is on each of us, only it is funnier when it happens to others and not me. That is my perspective anyway.

I was just reading that in Russia there was a marijuana bust. The stuff was growing on a farm with cattle. In getting the plants, they destroyed the sunflowers and other plants that the cattle grazed on. Now, they are going to feed the marijuana to the cows over winter. I am wondering if it ain't too bad to be a Russian cow, now. Then again, you may want to think about purchasing Russian cheese (then again, given Chernobyl, I would think twice and then run fast the other way). I am also not sure I want to be in a field with a herd of munched out cows. Things could get ugly. Mooooo-mannnn!

I think that I have said enough for today. Enjoy and ciao!