What is up with the Germans?

I am back. Before I get into today's topic, I have a message for somebody out there. I am talking to the tall, skinny dude working out with the weights at Mayfair yesterday in the late afternoon. Dude, give it up! You have skinny girl arms, which is okay because they are long. The last thing that I want or need to see is you pulling your sleeves over your shoulders to expose the full arm. Buy a fucking muscle tee (and the arm muscles to go with it) or just give it up! I mean, I guess if you do some reps on your biceps and triceps you should expose those skinny things to all of us. Those are not circus mirrors, your arms need a lot of work, if that is where you are going. Keep your sleeves down you deluded fuck!

Sorry about that, but it was a funny sight to watch. Then again, I work out with a long sleeve tee because I get a chill. I am just too sensitive and cold to go with a short sleeve shirt these days. I do expose my skinny legs by wearing shorts, of course I do not pull them up as high as possible to expose my thighs. I mean nobody needs to see that. Then again, I can always point to my brother (I would have done the same with my father when he was alive, but now nobody is looking at his legs and if they were, what sick fools they would be) and say my legs are not THAT skinny.

Sometimes you just have a really bad day..
Tue Nov 22,11:07 AM ET
A German man drank too much, wet his bed and set fire to his apartment while trying to dry his bedding, police in the western town of Muelheim said Monday.
"He was too drunk to go to the toilet," said a police spokesman. "The next morning he put a switched-on hair dryer on the bed to dry it and left the apartment." When the 60-year-old returned, his home and belongings were in flames.
Firemen eventually put out the blaze.

Forget the cannibalism, this is not the first time where a German had what seemed like a good idea at the time and burned down the house. The other I recall was an attempt to kill some spiders. I am still unsure what is the worst part of all this. The getting drunk, though the catalyst, is probably the least mind boggling. He was too drunk to go to the toilet so he pissed himself in his bed. Instead of changing the sheets and cleaning them, he decides to dry them. Dirty Einstein figures to use a hair dryer, and safety first, turns it on, puts it on the bed and then LEAVES the apartment.

He comes back home to find his home and belongings in flames. I am sure that has to include the final threads of his dignity, which it would appear are extremely flammable. I cannot get my head around the pissing himself in bed only to compound it with "I'll just dry the sheets" so that I can get drunk and sleep on piss soaked sheets again tonight. Hell, tonight, I may even crap myself in bed. That'll show me how drunk I can get! He sure showed us all. Again, thank you Germany. Keep 'em coming. Ciao!