Funny World Ain't It?

I am back. I decided to preempt the latest Vacation Observations post for some new thoughts. I was at Mayfair yesterday. I am in the steam room and I find myself sitting near some guy. Anyway, the guy gets up to leave the steam and I notice that he is a heavy, naked guy. I am still sitting, naked, in the steam and the image suddenly dawns on me. After watching a heavy, big gutted dude walk by you when he is naked, the rolly polly German dude in the Speedo is not quite so objectionable anymore. I new entrant into the "Disturbing Images in My Brain" contest appears. Will wonders never cease?

I came across a series of sad but true newstories for 2005. Enjoy the giggle.

JUST WHAT WAS IN THAT RECIPE?
How about the Idaho high school boy who fed a batch of semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student and his friends? It seems the teenager was more than a bit ticked when his classmate put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. As a police report said, the prankster, who has since agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace, "hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain."

I pretty much live by the attitude that if any of my male friends offered me something that they had baked, and I was not there to witness it, it becomes suspect. That is just my way.

GAVE A LICKING AND KEPT ON TICKING
An Oregon education board reprimanded a Central Linn High School football coach for licking the wounds of several student athletes. Coach Scott Reed admitted licking blood from the knee of one student and the arm of another. It was not clear why he did it. Linn County Sheriff Dave Burright called the licking "bizarre" but not criminal because contact wasn't forced. Three students said it appeared the coach was "just joking around."
SO EASY. EVEN A CHILD CAN DO IT
An Anderson County, S.C., sheriff's deputy was temporarily sidelined by his boss after the officer's pistol went off during a gun safety class at a middle school. It seems the weapon discharged when a student pulled the trigger as the deputy was showing the kids how hard it was to take a gun from an officer's holster. The bullet fired into the floor, and debris cut two students.

What the fuck is wrong with this picture? The licking coach? What the fuck?!!!! And way to go Barney Fife.

NEVER WHEN MARRIED
Authorities in Wisconsin pinched a 63-year-old man who allegedly had a fondness for calves.
Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, reportedly told police he stopped at a Greenwood farm "at least 50 times" to have sex with calves there. The man, however, told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with a girlfriend or his wife.

I am thinking that I better stay away from the veal for a while. This is how we tenderize the meat. Blahhh!!!!

That is all for today. Ciao!