Last post of '05?

I am back. I was going to go over my favorite stories of 2005, then figured does anybody care. Besides, the end of the year thing is so damn arbitrary. Life, like the stupidity that flows through it, really has no beginning and no end. I will say that once I die, I am aware that it can happen to me (notice, "can" and not "will" as if I am immune or the undead, vampire, for those in the know) then all this will cease for sure, but I am pretty sure that I will get bored of this before I die. Then again, who knows what fate holds in store for me.

Can you imagine me dead? Damn! That is cold! I should be going into the "new" year, again I am not so sure what is "new" about it but the number we ascribe to it, but that is a story for another day or year, thinking about my own demise. Thank you all for depressing me, you bastards. After all I have done for you, for nothing.

I digress, but now I must consider calling the PEI suicide prevention hotline (post from June or May, I do not keep track). I was not going to do that but it seemed to flow and connect properly. Be that as it may, I have little new to discuss today.

With that in mind, I want to wish all of you out there in cyberland, assuming any of you exist, a Happy and Healthy New Year! Ciao! Party! Puke and Hangover! Whooooooo!