Wednesday, December 21, 2005

More fun with people

I am back. I had an incident on Sunday. At my son's Hebrew school there was some sort of performance. We arrive and find a seat in the back row. At last all the parents arrive and the show begins. All of sudden there is this guy standing behind us, presumably to take pictures of his child(ren). All I really hear is this heavy breathing. I am struck by the fact that Luke Skywalker went to my son's Hebrew school. I had Darth fucking Vader hovering behind me with his digital camera.

Huhhhh Huhhhh Luke, I am your father!

I also wondered what kind of physical shape this dude was in considering how heavy he was breathing just to stand. I figure that if he tries to fart, he may cause himself a massive coronary.

The best part is that I recognized his voice. He was my son's soccer coach this fall. Oops!

May the Force be with y'all! Ciao!

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