Is that Ted Kennedy's head or are you just glad to see me?

I am back. This is really part two of shit that I saw over the weekend. I think that I was watching the Daily Show, or not, when somebody was showing clips of the Senate Judiciary Committee questioning US Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito. I saw a shot of Ted Kennedy asking a question, or like Joe Biden pontificating for twenty minutes before getting around to thinking about asking a question. I was dumbstruck.

Now, it was years ago when I saw Jon Stewart on David Letterman make the observation about the size of Ted Kennedy's head. He said that it was so big that it was not a head, but the container you would use to carry a head in. Well, Teddy K's head has actually gotten bigger. Did you see his melon? The thing is fucking huge, like Sputnik (thank you Mike Myers).

I looked even deeper, though. He has crags in his face that are sooooooo deep. I was struck by two things, both tasteless and possibly offensive. I will share them with you, now.

1. I thought that he is a proxy for how his brothers (Joe, John and Robert) would have aged. From the shallow guy's perspective, it is a good thing they all died, young, untimely deaths. That would have been one family of ugly, old mugs.

2. I am thinking that the crags on Ted Kennedy's face are so deep and numerous that it is on his face that Osama bin Laden is hiding, and doing a good job.

It was just an ugly sight. Then he speaks and things get worse. Of course, he is not charismatically challenged like Joe "the Plagerizer" Biden. Those are my kicks at the Democrats. Have a good one. Ciao!