The driving spawn of Britney Spears

I am back. So there you have it, Britney Spears was spotted driving her car with her infant son in her lap. All I can say is NATURAL SELECTION. It is a dead baby waiting to happen. It is bad enough that the father is Kevin Federline, but to drive with the infant in her lap, what the hell is she on? It is always a risk/reward thing and I am hard pressed to see the "reward" here, especially when compared to the risk. Then again, it is her child, so as sad as it could have been, the end result is one, ultimately, of genetics.

She claims to have done it because of a "frightful encounter with the paparazzi". What she was having the baby drive "getaway"?!!!! And frightful encounter with the paparazzi cannot be any more frightful than an encounter with papa (Kevin Federline, useless sac of protoplasm from where I sit). As I re-read that, it comes off as nasty. I will leave it in.

To get her baby out of "harm's way" she put her baby in greater danger. At least the kid got to drive, though reacing the gas and brake would have been a bitch. The use of the baby as driver would throw those paparazzi off (my eyes are rolling now). Man, she is a dumb girl from the bayou. Then again, I am now thinking of her kiss with Madonna and I am getting all warm and fuzzy. Excuse me for a bit.

I am back and much better. Anyway, I am done. Keep your eyes open for driving babies though. Ciao!