Just when I thought it was safe to open my eyes....

I am back. Just when I thought I had seen everything and it was safe to open my eyes, I was struck but the strange twice while at Mayfair. In the first instance, I got to the club and was down getting my locker when I spied that some dude (it was a dude since it was the men's locker room) had taken up a bench with his shit while he showered. I thought it rude and considered tossing his stuff, but figured that would only serve to inflame things. Then again, I could have lied about doing it.

Anyway, I have started to undress and put on my workout gear. I have my shirt and shorts on when the old dude (he had gray hair, what was left of it and was certainly older than me and older than 60, so we can call him OGHD, old gray haired dude) arrived on the scene. He was naked except for the pair of running shoes that he was wearing and they were tied up. I still think that the naked but for socks look is not good for any male, but the naked except for running shoes is even more perverse. I can honestly say that I have never seen anything like it before, though I can imagine seeing that sight at a nudist resort, where it would be one big nude-o-rama.

I was thinking about the naked except for socks look on men and figured out what I do not like about it. It is our "dangly bits". I think the look would be neutral at worst on a female because of their curvy bits. The eye follows the curves. With the male, the eye hits the dangly bits, tries to avoid looking and then sees the ridiculous sight of socks. Then one is forced to laugh and the viewee thinks you are laughing at his dangly bits. It can get out of hand and lead to either a fist fight or wrestling in the nude and nobody, I mean nobody, needs to see that.

Given the Winter Olympics, is it just me or do you see problem with two man luge. Guys, in tight gear, lying on top of other guys in tight gear as they slide down an ice track. I mean a mixed pairs luge would not look as gay as two man luge. That is just my observation. What is next two man skeleton where one guy lies on top of his teammate so that his genitals press against his partner's ass? Tell me that would not be gay. (Not that there is anything wrong with that)

Now the second thing is this. As I was leaving, I saw the strange dude. This is the guy that I have seen doing sit ups, naked, in the steam room. Would it be "gay" if somebody trips on him while he doing his situps, falls down and his member ends up in the strange dude's mouth? Just a question (not necessarily a good one). As I was saying, I saw the strange dude. It looked like he had cotton in his ear. He was naked and wet and on the pay phone. I am only left to wonder where he kept that quarter. Thanks man, but keep the change. There is a quarter that probably should be taken out of circulation and then have them burn the phone.

But I have to say, what the fuck is up with the cotton in the ears and use of the phone, naked and wet? Was the call THAT important? Really, where did you keep the quarter to use the pay phone? Why are you such a fucking freak? Though keep it up as it gives me something to tell my loyal friends and even the disloyal ones. Have a great weekend and Ciao!