Life on the inside, of the institution

I am back. I had a whole lot to say today, but as usual I forgot it all. I was reading about kids and adults who have night terrors. I do not have night terrors. I do, however, have day terrors. I get really dirty looks when they occur and I am out in public. I am not sure that the looks are dirty, they may be more looks of horror and fear, so I have that going for me.

I was just on Craigslist in the casual encounters section. It is all voyeuristic and my way to keep an eye on some of the more depraved, or is that liberated, members of the human race. I came across one ad title that has me wondering. "Any girls wnat (sic) to come jerk me off at CAMH I'm an in patient m4w 28" is how the title reads. Now for those of you who do not know, CAMH is the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health. It is the combination of the former Addiction Research Foundation, Clarke Institute (a psychiatric hospital or is the insane asylum) and the Queen Street Mental Health Centre (I think). So here we have a dude, either insane or addicted, sending out an offer to all the ladies to come over and give him a hand job in a mental institution (let's call it what it is).

Give the dude credit for sheer ballsiness, which may be the reason he "needs" the hand job. He could be so "backed up" with sperm that his balls are hanging down to the ground. I am merely speculating here. I am just wondering about ANY female who would consider the offer. Do you tell your mother?

Picture that conversation and the mother bragging to her friends afterward. My Susan (I picked a name out of thin air as I do not really know any Susan or at least one who is willing to give hand jobs to in patients in a nut house, I know I should not be so judgemental, damn "mental" just keeps appearing here) is such a good girl and citizen. Others may feed the homeless, not my Susan. She gives hand jobs, asking nothing in return, to patients in addiction and psychiatric institutes, and I do not mean the doctors. We are so proud of her and her work in the community.

It all just makes me wonder, then again, nothing ventured, nothing gained. But how is the dude getting internet access? My head is spinning (I know) just trying to figure this one out. Who in their "right" mind would respond to this one? Will it be another in patient, I mean she is already there and does not need to commute to get this dude off. Where in the hospital is the "rub and tug" room? Will he be hooked up to the ECT (electroconvulsive Therapy) machine while she is doing her rubbing and tugging, which I hear just heightens the orgasm? So many questions from such a simple request, I just do not know.

On a sadder note, Franklin Cover, the actor who played Tom Willis on the Jeffersons, died. He is joining his "wife", Roxie Roker. Does that mean that Lenny Kravitz is now an orphan? Poor Lenny, first his mother dies and then her television husband dies. It is a sad day in the Kravitz household and my heart goes out to him.

That is all for the week. Ciao!