Friday, March 03, 2006

Am I a homophobe?

I am back. I will be brief. It is another Mayfair story. I was in the shower, naked. There are four shower heads per side. They have put low flow WaterPik shower massage heads in but had to replace half of them with higher pressured heads. They alternate them. I am using the high pressure head at the end and there are three shower heads all beside me. I am soaping up when this naked dude comes in and uses the low pressure head right beside me.

I have territory issues, I really do. I can understand using the shower next to a naked dude when it is the only one available. I cannot understand using the shower next to another naked guy when there is more "space" available. Maybe I am being a bit homophobic, but it kind of creeped me out. Thankfully, it is liquid soap, so there was no need for me to worry about dropping the soap and bending over to pick it up.

I mean that would be a fine how do you do. I bend over to pick up the soap and some guy tries to stuff his dick in my rectum. That would be enough to make me sing a high note.

It was an uncomfortable feeling, I will tell you. I am not sure what it says about me or about that nekkid dude. Oh well, I am home and chilled. It is time to start lubricating the brain with alcohol and lose another weekend to a hangover. Whooo HoooOOOOOO!!!!!! Ciao!

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