Of Saturn and anal probes

I am back. Well the Cassini probe, which does not sound good, I know. It puts me in the mind of alien probes and you know those are always anal probes. Why is that these beings from other planets come down to Earth, pick up in-breeder/hillbilly specimens, bring them up to the space ship and then give them the old anal probe? Why is always the inbreeders and country bumpkins having the shiny, big headed dudes sticking stuff up their asses?

I have not heard of any urban types getting the old alien anal probe. If this were happening, there would be some hip-hop rap about it. I have not heard Kanye West rapping about alien anal probes, or any anal probes for that matter. Ever wonder why that is? It now has me wondering. It really is obvious that I have too much time on my hands when I can ponder such things, but somebody has to do it. It is a gift and a curse but I share it with you all willingly. I am that magnanimous a human being.

As such, you do not have to worry about me coming down in my space and probing your anus, unless...........

Anyway, the Cassini probe was sent to Saturn and is probing some of its moons. It has found water on Enceladus. There is also a hot spot at its south pole. Of course, the water is near the surface of some ice. Not unlike Jupiter's moon, Europa, that has water under a thick casing of ice. This is the stuff that could support life as we know it. This is exciting. Then again, I am not sure that it is really cost effective to start sending people to Saturn for a skate on Enceladus. Not too mention, it is mother fucking cold that far from the sun. That is just me, of course.

I guess with enough polar fleece and every inch of your body covered, it may be refreshing. That is life on the third rock from the sun. Life is much different on a moon by the sixth rock from the sun, the one with all them purdy rings. Damn, I have gone hillbilly again. Cue up the banjo from Deliverance..........

That is all for today. Hope you enjoyed it. Ciao.