Why Denny's?

I am back. I think that I mean that in more ways than one. How is that for being cryptic? To know me is to know me is to know me, but who the hell does? That, of course, may be my problem and part of a larger life conundrum that I have or have created. I firmly follow the old Groucho Marx joke of not wanting to belong to any club that would have somebody like me for a member. What kind of fool am I? Enough of that, I digress.

I just read that there was ANOTHER shooting and killing in a Southern California Denny's today. Apparently, that is the third one this week. What the fuck is up with that? What the hell did Denny's do to deserve that? I have not forgotten the racism issue of the mid 90s but I thought that was behind them. Who would want to shoot people in Denny's? I mean Denny's is good. It is where I had, and continue to have, Chicken Fried Steak and Eggs. Again, I thank Willie for introducing me to that. Of course, my hardening arteries may not be so happy, but fuck them, stroke me out (that is a great double entendre)

I can see people opening fire inside a McDonalds, Burger King or even Wendy's. I can see that. They are especially anger and psychosis inducing places to be, but Denny's? A cup of coffee, some chicken, or country, fried steak and eggs, hash browns, toast and perhaps a side of grits, what can make you angry? I just do not get it. Even the Super Bird is a good sangwich. I know that they tend to put cheese and/or bacon on all their sandwiches but that is no reason to shoot up the place and the people eating there.

I say that about McDonalds because of the film of Yecch! that gets left in your mouth whenever you eat anything there. It used to be that the coffee left that same film. Then it became that the coffee was the only thing that could remove the film. Or was the coffee so vile that it made you forget about the film but focus on the bad taste it left in your mouth. Anyway, the coffee has improved, I am told, so now it is still the film thing you are left with and that cannot be good for anyone.

Well, dwell on that a bit and wonder why shoot at Denny's, three times in a week no less, in Southern California. Governor Ahnold has to do something about that. You should feel safe when having your Chicken Fried Steak and Eggs. That is just good living. Now, I am hungry and want some CF Steak and Eggs. Ahhhhhhhhh! The drool is dribbling down my chin. Ciao and have a great weekend!