April Fools and Unibrows

I am back. I will be brief. This was to be my April Fool's edition but the joke is on me. I must be that April fool. There I was in Crappy Tire, after not finding any paper lawn bags at the Home Depot, when I spotted the dude with the unibrow. That is another hair thing I just do not understand. Isn't there supposed to be separation, around the nose, so that we all have two eyebrows? I can only figure it out this way, two eyes, two eyebrows. If it were to be a single, then it would be called a nosebrow and given, one nose, then one nosebrow. Anything else is just plain silly.

So there is this guy with the shaved head and the single eyebrow. He is stylish enough to shave his head, but cannot come to terms with allowing his eyebrows to party apart and freely. They are tethered to each other in a "stylish" unibrow. I think that I like using the term "unibrow". Say it yourself, see how easily it flows off the tongue. Anyway, you have the bald guy with the Muppet brow. It just does not work for me. It is a fashion faux pas, and rather unsightly too. I mean how can you talk to this dude when you eyes cannot be averted from the caterpillar that makes his home above his eyes and nose. I know I could not, but you all may be better people than I. I highly doubt that, but it is possible.

That is all for today. Ciao!