Short and sweet

I am back. I was just reading that Gilbert Gottfried topped the list of unsexiest men. Well, that is a stretch. I would put Gerard Depardieu on that list, too. He looks like he would smell, or is that because he is French? I am really starting out nasty today. That is pretty good for somebody who should not be throwing stones, and has little to say.

Ted Kennedy should go on that list. I mean look at the size of his cranium (it is Barry Bonds like, I know I used that reference before but in the reverse, sue me). Though he has the Kennedy mystique, or is his from walking away from Chappiquiddick while a woman died, while his brothers all died violent deaths. He, at least, got to drink their share of booze, so there is his upside.

Well that is all I have right now. I would do some James Blunt for you, but it would absolutely kill me to do it. Ciao!