Just when I thought I was over the German cannibal

I am back. I was without thought today until I caught the story of the German cannibal and his reprosecution. This was the German dude who trolled the internet looking for a willing victim. He ate another dude's severed penis, which made me wonder if that was "gay". In any event, he was originally convicted of manslaughter but retried on a murder charge. It turns out his victim was willing and was a high ranking IT manager with Siemens.

He videotaped himself severing his "victim"'s penis with a knife before BOTH men tried to eat it. Now, for all the kids out there, this is NOT the way to try to suck your own penis. The penis is supposed to remain attached, unless it is the song "Detachable Penis" by a California band, that was an off-shoot (radical sect?) of Kamper Van Beethoven, King Missile (yeah, that's it, dig deep into my own mind, but sadly I do it through my nose, so it may look like I am picking my nose but I am really trying to remove a gem of information from deep inside my brain, so do not judge me, especially if I am in the car next to you, at a stop light with the windows rolled up).

Now, I have to ask the question, though the eating of your own penis makes anything that was done on Fear Factor seem very tame, trying to eat your own severed penis, gay or not gay? Anyway, bleeding profusely the "victim" passed out and our friend the cannibal kissed him before plunging a knife into his throat. He cut up the body and stored it in plastic bags. He would eat it with red cabbage and potatoes, how German, meat and potatoes with cabbage.

He was convicted of murder and the judge said he was psychologically sick. You think? No shit Sherlock! There is a judge with a knack for the obvious, don't you think?

Red cabbage and potatoes. Fava beans and nice Chianti. These are just a few of the suggestions of how to serve human flesh and enjoy a civilized meal. Consider this a public service announcement.

I am done, as I am feeling a bit hungry. Ciao!