The view from, or is that in, public transit

I am back. On a happy note, my brother and his wife had a little, I do mean little (5 lbs, 9 ozs) baby boy yesterday. Unfortunately, the cops made them give it back and arrested them. Just kidding, they were not charged. Anyway, the are tired but doing fine.

I took the subway down to see them as it was so convenient. I am coming home in rush hour traffic and was sitting in this subway car. I had two most interesting views. To the left of me, there as a chick dressed in her finest X-tina wear. She was striking but I am not sure why she dyes the roots of her blonde hair black. She came complete with cleavage and pink Razr phone.

I then look to my right and get a bird's eye view of the ear hair in the old dude sitting next to me. That was quite the contrast in sights, ear hair to the right of me and X-tina to the left, with a bunch of mediocre things in between. Well, never a dull moment on public transit. Ciao!