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Operation removes lightbulb from anus
Thu Jun 29, 7:34 AM ET
Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.
"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."
Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.
"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

Thanks Allah indeed. Why would Allah stuff a lightbulb up this poor dude's poop chute? I did not not know that under Islamic law making liquor was punishable by having a lightbulb stuffed up your ass. I do not recall that one being in the Koran, see how the Koran was written about 1000 years before the lightbulb was invented.

I do know that one of uses of the lightbulb intended by Edison was as a sex toy/aid. He was a kinky fucker that Edison. He would stuff lightbulbs up his ass as well, though he tried to keep it a secret.

This story is similar to an earlier posting I had regarding a website of masturbation horror stories. One of them was the drunk dude who stuffed a lightbulb into his ass (as I imagined it, it was sort of a twist on Uncle Fester from the Addams family and how he could put a lightbulb in his mouth and it would light up, only this time it was put in a dude's anus and it, too, would light up) while he was masturbating in the bathroom. He fell, on his ass, ramming the lightbulb, breaking it as well I would imagine, right up his pooper. Million to one shot, doc. Million to one shot.

Now, here we have a jailed guy, in Pakistan, no less, claiming that he was drugged and person(s) unknown, stuffed a lightbulb up his ass. Whose semen was it keeping in? What kind of baby is going to be born? Who will be this bastard product of anal sex?

People let this serve as a lesson for you all. There is nothing wrong with butt play. It is okay, do not be embarrassed. However, under no circumstance should you be stuffing lightbulbs, flashlights or another small appliance in your, or anybody else's, ass. Of course, that is not a hard and fast rule, more of a guideline because sometimes certain people just deserve to have something shoved up their butts. That is not me talking but history. Ciao!