It is so true that it is scary!

I am back. I am even more amazed that I forgot to comment on this one sooner. I mean EVERY time I think that I seen the strangest in humanity, another contestant enters the race. Today it is anal bleaching. Yes, you read correctly, anal bleaching. I will give you the link but I did see the story on Cruel.com about two weeks ago.

Anal bleaching? Bleaching your asshole is what it really is. Going from the old brown chocolate starfish, as it were, to an inviting pink. I am not sure for whom you are doing the bleaching. I know I do not spend anytime at the mirror with my ass cheeks spread looking at my butthole. That is just me. What you do in the privacy of your own home, or the Gap change room or public toilets, is your own business. It is just that it seems so frivolous. What do you do when you have nothing to do, or nothing concrete to worry about? You worry that your asshole is brown and not as pretty as a porn star's pink "winker"! That is too funny by half.

There you are, go in for the Brazilian bikini wax (rip it all off, including those nasty hairs surrounding the chocolate starfish) and while you are down there, could bleach my hole to a nice pink?

It is porn star chic taken to the extreme. What is next just taking the "money shot" while walking down the street? Say, that gives me an idea for some "gonzo" porn, I will have to call Adam aka Seymour Butts with that idea. (see Family Business). It all makes me think of the late Frank Zappa, off his Shiek Yerbouti album, the song "Broken Hearts are For Assholes". It did contain some great lines including "it's winking at you" and "You're an asshole". Those are words to live by, I know I do. Ciao! The link is below to read the article enjoy and happy pink arseholes to you all!

http://crappersquarterly.com/features/analbleaching.htm