Weekend musings and enlightened thinking

I am back. My son had a friend sleep over on Saturday. We had dinner and I ended up taking them for ice cream at Baskin Robbins. No problem. We park and have to walk to BR. We get to the corner, on which there is a coffee shop (Timothy's for those playing at home). Sitting outside with their demi-tasse cups of coffee, espresso to be exact, are a bunch of dudes for whom English is not a first language. I say that because they are not speaking English and look to Slavic, but what do I know.

All I know is that in their World Cup conversation, coffee drinking and cigarette smoking they stunk to high hell. It may have not been as bad as Stinky Guy, but it was a veritable potpourri of reek.

That got me thinking that proper immigration policy for this, or any, country should include hygiene. As well, upon entry immigrants should be issued a bar of soap, deodorant and instructions on how to use them. If it is found out that they still smell, or stop using the soap, etc., deportation should be immediate and irrevocable.

I think it is enlightened thinking. I think a clean and sweet smelling population is a happy population. That would lead to greater prosperity for all. Hell, retail stores have been using scent to entice and increase sales. Let us take a page from the marketers and make this country smell good. The world would be a better place if everybody just fucking bathed more often (especially those dudes and Stinky Guy, though as I have said before he may need proper instructions on how to get the best use out of soap). Is that too much to ask?

If you want to smell like a goat, stuffed up a camel's ass in the desert on a sunny day in mid-July at three in the afternoon, that is your business. In fact, keep it that way and funkify your own abode. Do not come outside to share your natural musk, er man/woman stink, with the rest of the world. Speaking on behalf of the rest of the world, we do not care to smell you. With that I say, smell you all later. Ciao!