Is it Hammer time again?

I am back. Happy July to all! Happy 4th to my American friends. That makes me sound like a Greek vendor. While I was in Greece, all the dudes hawking their wares would envitably hit me with the same line, "For you my friend, special price". You see we were "friends" and the price was "special". Anytime I hear those words together that is what I think. Like in the Dominican, it was the same damn thing, "For you, my Canadian friend, special price". Yeah, right, friend and special, my ass.

It was a hot and muggy weekend here. I guess that means it is July and summer. My son was up north with a friend and his parents at his mother's brother's (uncle) cottage. He was living the life and I was happy for him. We were home alone, which was a weird sensation. I do not think that my wife has spent that much time away from the boy since he was born. I had weeks on the road, besides, I am just not that attached to any human being. I am more of a loner. I like the humans but find too much contact to be rather draining. The alone time allows me to regain my energy and focus, so that I can be personable. Otherwise, I am one anti-social bastard.

That was not the point of this post. I had at least a couple. One is that given the heat and proclivity of people to wear as little as possible, some people should be reminded that wearing less is not a good idea, especially if they jiggle too much and I cannot get the damn images of jiggle and flop sweat out of my head. I know that it is MY issue, but I still contend that all humans were put on earth as my play things, to do my bidding as I alone see fit. Stop disobeying my thoughts and get with the damn program!

I caught a video (One Hit Wonders) and it really made me laugh. It was MC Hammer, "U Can't Touch This". I mean forget those damn "poo pants" of his. I mean he could easily fit an adult diaper in them. Those huge pants and the tight shirt/vest with no shirt combo is just laughable. All I could think about while the video played (and it always was catchy, thank you Rick James--I'm Rick James, bitch) was that perhaps Hammer should not touch his money. I mean there is delusional and Hammer delusional. Here was a guy who thought he was the next big thing, bought into his own hype, spent about $20 Million to build his mansion ("Hammerland"?) and then the punch bowl was pulled away. He lost it all, but he really did not have it all. The saddest part is that he was found living in a tent, a four room tent mind you, made from those damn poo pants he wore in the video. He was right U can't touch this.

That is all for today. Ciao!