Mullets! Mullets, everywhere, far as the eye can see!

I am back. Just some funny things hit me about today. Listening to an Internet radio station, I am hearing a ditty that says, "if I wanted hockey hair, I'ld learn how to play the game." My ears pricked up. It was a song about mullets. How funny is that? The worst, I mean WORST, hairstyle known to all mankind (remember ladies, those of your gender can have a mullet, too). Anyway, the song it called "Poodle Man" by Optiganally Yours, recorded in 2000.

Oh yeah, to the old (he looked that way), heavy set dude in the orange tank top, shorts with fat, pasty white legs sticking out and shoes and white socks, it is not a good look. Your legs look like some sort of chicken or white sausage with the meat pushing on the casing. Only this time, it is you leg fat trying to explode out of your skin. Besides, dude, orange is not your color.

Which reminds me, anybody else see that David Hasselhoff on that crappy, Regis hosted, Gong Show ripoff, "America's Got Talent"? Look closely, but not too close, but that dude is starting to creep me out. He is looking very waxen. I think he is an android or even some sort of cyborg, kind of like Alex Trebek (as told by Ken Jennings).

That is what is up today. Ciao!