Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Crystal Meth Teeth

I am back. Nothing interesting has occurred in the last little while. I know that has not stopped me in the past from ranting about something but I am mellow today. I guess there is just not nearly enough caffeine coursing through my veins. I guess this is the time that I should consider an amphetamine or crystal meth habit. Then again, seeing the pictures of the mouths of crystal meth addicts really puts me off trying that shit. Besides, I figure like cocaine, I would enjoy it too much.

Have you ever seen the teeth of crystal meth users? That is one ugly habit that eats away at your teeth. It would be kind of like drinking Coke and holding it in your mouth for a month. I know that is not easy but I will give five bucks to anybody who can do it and prove it to me. (Nice subjective and nebulous definition, so try collecting you toothless git ). It is brutal. Any drug that causes you to lose teeth (or have them sort of melt away) like that is NOT for me. Give me my heroin or hillbilly heroin any day.

I am listening to Green Day presents American Idiot with the lad. He is into Green Day. We are listening to "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" and a comment has just been made. "Dad, you swear a lot but not as much as Billy Jo Armstrong (singer of Green Day)". That says it all, I think.

I guess not because I have more to say. I was reading that hailstorms have destroyed the basil crop near Genoa, Italy. There will be a shortage of pesto now. That is too bad because how can a paste of basil, garlic, pine nuts and parmasean cheese be bad. I could spread that stuff over just about anything and eat it. Hmmmm, that gives me an idea.

Well that is all for today. Ciao!

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