How do you spell VICTORY?

I am back. After yesterday's post, I needed a little levity. I seemed to have received it. It seems there was a "victory" parade for Hezbollah in Beirut today with much strident talk. Let me get this straight, country bombarded, thousands dead and injured, infrastructure in ruins, homes, I mean rubble where homes used to be. Yup, that is exactly what "victory" looks like to me. I am afraid to think about what defeat would have looked like. Whatever gets you through the night Hezbollah dudes.

There is going to be a Chinese version of "The Apprentice". Of course, when the Chinese Donald Trump says "You're fired.", in Chinese, there will actually be a firing squad. The contestant will be shot and his organs harvested and sold for transplant elsewhere. You have to love that Chinese twist on things.

I think I am about done for today. Short and sweet. I have to prepare myself for a dinner with extended outlaw clan. Wish me luck. Actually, maybe you should wish them luck. I may drink myself silly. Then I can recreate one of my favorite Festivus traditions....the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people.....It will teach them.

It is at the wife's aunt's tonight instead of my in law's place. My mother in law cannot handle this crap, as evidenced by the Passover bullshit. My father in law will be clamoring to get out by about seven thirty, maybe even seven as it is getting dark earlier. We had it here last year and he pushed my mother in law out the door by eight upsetting my wife. His sister, fucking twit, tries to get him to stay by saying, "do it for me". Yeah, there is winning argument with a stubborn, demented man. Besides, it is always about her, yet she does not seem to realize that nobody gives a shit what she wants. Of course she is too obtuse to see that. I guess I could get in trouble for writing this shit but I have never given this site address to any of my family members or my wife, her siblings or cousins. I am a moron but I ain't stupid and I do not want to censor myself more than I already do.

Gotta run. I need a drink NOW. I am thinking that if I get nabbed for a DUI before I go, then I do not have to go. How is that for twisted logic? Get drunk, take out a school bus all to avoid this fucking dinner. I am insane. I guess I just have to suck it up and take one for the team, though I am not sure what team this is that I am taking one for. Have a great one. Ciao!