I am back. True story, or is it? The phone rings yesterday and I do not recognize the number or name. In a fit of my own insanity, I actually answer the phone.
"Hello."
"Is Susan there?" says the female voice on the other end of the connection.
"I am sorry. Susan cannot speak right now, my dick is in her mouth."
Silence
"Ahhhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!", I moan.
I, then hang up. I am such an asshole, sometimes.
Ciao!
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