Englebert Humperdink and Granny Panties

I am back. I am also early. This may be a two post day. I had an idea to build on yesterday's post that I would like to explore, but not right now. I was struck by something in the news, if I can call it that, and was compelled to get it down in the ethers. It is pretty funny but then again I always seem to crack myself up, so I am not a credible judge of my own humor.

I was reading that Englebert Humperdink, the English singer, who is 70 and still performs in Las Vegas still has women throw their panties at him (or is that to him or just give them to him). I am thinking that these ladies may risk having their brittle arm bones break if they try to throw their panties at/to him. Like Tom Jones, in their primes, ladies just "loved" the two crooners. In fact, they had the same manager, but Humperdink felt that he was being treated as Number 2 (not shit, but close) client, so he fired the manager.

In any event, I was thinking about how at 70, the ladies keep giving their panties to Englebert Humperdink (I think that I like the sound of his name...keep saying it to yourself and tell me it does not grow on you. Just keep repeating "Humperdink" and see where that gets you.). I am thinking that the size of the panties of (each one) has grown tremendously. He says that he has four generations of women at his show, but I just do not see the 70 year old singer dude getting a lot of skimpy, thongs tossed his way. I do see a lot of large "granny panties" coming his way. You know those ones, they are actually large enough to be used carry your groceries, notwithstanding the two large leg/thigh holes, obviously. You could use them as a hammock if you so chose.

Given their ages, you can be assured that the granny panties tossed his way are drier than the Sahara desert. Poor post-menopausal women just do not "lube" up like younger feminitas. Though, if the panties are a bit damp, my guess would be that it is not the moistness of excitement but a sign of incontinence. I do figure that dry granny panties, or even slightly urine damped granny panties, beats soiled Depends, though. Of course, that is just me.

Enjoy the early chuckle. I did. Ciao!