Welcome to post-nuclear laserium

I am back. I just do not feel the "North Korean Nukes" thing today. Damn, it was a pretty good rant going on in my brain. I am just not in the mood at this moment. Too bad. The nukes will still be there later, or will they? No matter. I am prepared for nuclear holocaust. I watched "The Day After" and "The Stand". I am prepared to be a mutant highwayman. I am hoping that my mutant powers will allow me to shoot lasers out of my eyes.

That would be cool. Of course, with some bad mojo, I could end up shooting lasers out of my ass. Picture it. I go to moon somebody (because as an adult, this is something I do all the time, there is nothing like the site of two "pressed hams" in the window of a car as it passes you) and they get a fucking laserium show. Cue the Pink Floyd music and watch the laser show coming out of my ass. I could sell tickets. Of course, with a nuclear holocaust I am not sure what kind of currency I could get for the tickets.

So there I am, shooting lasers out of my ass in some sort of post-nuclear world. That is quite the visual. I am thinking, though I could be wrong, that there would be a better visual if I were a female and did not have a hairy male ass. I mean who wants to see that? I can see wanting to see a hairless, curved pink ass shooting lasers.

If I did shoot lasers out of my ass, and was looking to perform, would I have go for that anal bleaching? Of course, I am wondering how many experts in anal bleaching would survive the blast(s). But if I am going to perform, I have to make my asshole look pretty, not necessarily inviting. I mean try to stick something up there and you are going to get lasered down. So Be fucking ware! This is still "every man for himself" place, so I will take you down for a cup of water and you do not know what I do to you for a beer or a bottle of vodka, but not that prison "toilet" alcohol, you can keep that shit for yourself.

I could go on but figure I will go out on a high. You do not get much higher than shooting lasers out of your ass in a post-nuclear world, do you? Have a great weekend and ciao!