What if Opportunity Is a Jehovah's Witness?

I am back. I had a crazy thought. Actually, it was a number of crazy thoughts. At least, I am aware of them. It all started with a knock on the door. Idiot that I am, I answer it. Well, I espied two women at the door. With the municipal election going on here, I figured it was people canvassing for mayoral candidate. Ooops, my mistake. I see the color pamphlet in her hand and I do not even look up. It was the Jehovah's Witnesses (and to think that I never even saw the crime). She shoves the pamphlet in my hand and then they say "goodbye". No kiss, no pleasantries, no double blow job. Fucking Jehovah's Witnesses do not know how to close the sale!

So there I am with a raging hard on and marketing material from the Jehovah's Witnesses. No blow job. Damn, I did not know how difficult it was to write stories for Penthouse Forum! I wanted something different. I was tired of the same old story. "I never believed the stories in here were true. Until this happened to me. Let me describe myself. I am a junior at a small mid-western college........." I had a good one going there with me and two comely, Jehovah's Witnesses babes.

As I think about it, and read it, I am thinking that the Jehovah's Witnesses could save more souls with some new marketing material. I know that the color stuff they do is much better than "WatchTower" in black and white, but why stop there? In fact, they should go all out. Convert the souls, save the souls with .......sex. That sells and would really add some sizzle to the stuff they are giving away, presently.

I was handed "The End of False Religion Is Near!". According to this a "False Religion" "meddles in war and politics", "spreads false doctrine" and "tolerates immoral sex". As far as I am concerned with sex, the more immoral, the better it is (except for the sheep, goat or chicken). In the "How will false religion end?" section, there is a lot to be said about a harlot in dressed in purple, using incense and is extremely wealthy. She sounds good to me, but I may think twice if she has a hair lip, large scars or a moustache. The "True Religion" section is pretty much what you would expect, love, peace, family, high moral standards.

Yeah, I know, but where is the fun? I am not talking Dionyssian (a little to high brow a reference for this crowd? He was the Greek god of wine or the Greek party god) orgies, though, that would be a nice touch. I am still fantasizing about the Jehovah's Witnesses double blow job. Wow! That was a good one! Where was I....oh yeah, Dionyssus and orgies and Jehovah's Witnesses and double blow jobs. That is a religion I can hang my hat on.

Besides, Jehovah's Witnesses is the religion practiced by noted child diddler and resident of Bahrain, Michael Jackson. I am thinking he was doing a bit too much "love" preaching to the young'uns. Though, I do wonder if he was part of a double blow job. Sorry, I cannot get the image out of my head now. Me getting a double blow job from the Jehovah's Witnesses ladies while I am standing at the front door with it wide open. I am picturing what that would look like to somebody either walking or driving by the front of the house. Try explaining that one to the neighbors, cops, wife or condo corporation. Then again, as far as the males go, they would be in awe and jealous.

I am done but I may muse on this some more. Ciao!