Karma and more visits from Jehovah's Witnesses

I am back. I had another visit on Saturday from the Jehovah's Witnesses. This time I was given the full Watchtower edition. Of course, I prefer "All Along the Watchtower" (Hendrix or Dylan, it is all good, or is that Sol Goode), but that is just me. This time it was an older dude in black and white (it is no wonder that I put on The Specials and did some skanking at dinner that night, I did and still do love those ska bands of the early 80s, The Specials, The Selector, Madness, The English Beat and more recently early No Doubt) and the gray haired lady who did little but smile.

He hands me the pamphlets and tells me that "my wife enjoyed the earlier ones". Is my wife having an affair with a Jehovah's Witness? I punched him right in the face. Wouldn't you know it, the gray haired lady just kept on smiling while her "partner" was bleeding from the nose. Ooops! Okay, I did not punch him, but accusing my wife of having an affair. I need to get those Japanese panties with the GPS and biometric sensors. Those Jehovah's Witnesses have planted an evil seed in my brain.

The ironic part is that the seed they have planted runs counter to their teachings. Spreading the good word and they cause a divorce because one older dude in black and white thinks that he gave my wife a copy of The Watchtower. This is how all the bad in the world starts, a simple misunderstanding. Now, I have to seek my revenge on them for causing my marriage to end.

If that is not bad enough, I am receiving comments from my "What if Opportunity is a Jehovah's Witness?" post from people who will not come forward (Anonymous). One who thinks that I need psychological help and am a moron (what is it dude, am I a moron or in need of psych. help?) and another that links to a Jehovah's Witness website/blog. I think I may have offended the Jehovah's Witnesses. I may have to take it on the lam for a while. Lie low and wait for this to blow over. Then again, I have some great Jehovah's Witness reading material to get me through it.

I may be back to write on what I have read. I have never met any written material that I did not feel the need to mock. Have a great one. Ciao!