White trash is white trash is what trash. Didn't Gertrude Stein say that?

I am back. Happy December one and all. I am not really celebrating the beginning of December as much as I am celebrating the end of November. That is over so we shall turn the page.

I was just reading that Britney Spears has been hanging out with Paris Hilton. Three weeks removed from having that growth removed from her body, yes I am taking about "Fed-Ex" or her sperm donor. I mean really, the dude is just some sort of walking semen producer just looking for a receptacle. Would you invite him over for dinner?

With Ms. Spears you can see that she has eschewed panties as she hangs with Paris Hilton. There she is leaving a trail of slime as she moves. It is becoming her calling card. Take that and add the photo of her entering a gas station washroom, barefoot and only one conclusion can be drawn. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you cannot take the trailer park out of the girl. To put it another way, white, trailer trash is still white, trailer trash no matter how much money she has made.

Makes me shake my head and who am I to judge? I am the Well Adjusted Madman, that is who! I had to get that off my chest. It is another episode of stupid celebrities gone wild. Is it any wonder she was not invited to Tom and Katie's wedding? Then again, I was not either. Fucking Crazy Tom Cruise foretting his old buddy WAM. What ever will I do?

I am thinking my sense of purpose is renewed. Then again, I have dinner with the outlaws on the horizon, so that purpose may change. Who knows what the evening holds, let alone tomorrow. That was one great segue, which leads to another....have a super cool weekend. Be just and if you cannot be just, be arbitrary (William Burroughs). Ciao!