Try thinking moist thoughts

I am back. I have some sort of random observations to share. I will not be going into the ongoing saga of Britney "I am now shaved all over" Spears. Suffice to say, the longer this goes on, the better Fed-Ex looks. The bar was set low and she cannot seem to get over it.

My basic thought was that along with my illness, I have somehow become very dehydrated. I would wake from a sweat soaked sleep with my hair in what looks like some sort of matted mohawk. What the fuck is up with that? Then I take a shower and fine my hair to be as dry as straw. If the Wicked Witch of the West shows up, I could be in trouble. It is as if all the moisture in body has been sucked out. That may not be such a bad thing provided I got to cum, but that has not been the case here. I am being sucked dry without the actually sucking and realease I would hope for.

My lips are parched as is my throat. My hands are dry and shrunken. I am telling you, when I wake up and look in the mirror, it is as if my head has been replaced by a shrunken head. I look like fucking Beetlejuice! What is up with that? Is it the illness? Is it February? Is it those damn, cold, dry Arctic airmasses? What ever it is I do not like it. Not one bit.

I have those bony, baby fingers now. I have the Grim Reaper's skeleton fingers now. I am thinking I can put on the black robe with hood, carry a scythe, point a bony finger out of my sleeve and groan "I have come for you!". That will freak people out, especially on the bus. Now, that I am thinking about it, it sounds like a great idea. That will teach people for allowing the crazy to come out.

Why am I so damn dry? I try to stay hydrated, but there is not enough liquid in the world to allow me to do that right now. I do not know how much longer I will be able to stand it. At least, I am not going swimming in a chloronated pool. Then my flesh would just fall off of my body. Last night, I had to slather on the lip baum and hand cream. The pillow kept sliding out of my hands while I tried to fluff it. I gave up and just kicked the thing in place. You think I had pleasant dreams?

I gotta get me a drink, so thanks for stopping by. Ciao!