Chinese Medicinal Herbs, Chinese Opthamology and Chinese Gynecology

I am back. After the last posting, I am thinking that you do not want me back. Of course, that is too bad for you. This is my fucking site, so I will keep coming back. I am not sure if y'all will (did not know that I was from the Southern US, did you?). Be that as it may, I am back.

I was on the road again today. I noticed a sign in one of the upper floors of a building that houses the Starbucks at Wilson and Bathurst (the Starbucks used to be a Royal Bank branch, by the way. This is a bit of a history lesson for those who care). The sign said "RMT" blah blah blah "Chinese Herbal Medicine" "Chinese Accupuncture" "Chinese Opthamology" "Chinese Gynecology".

Okay, not to go off on a racist rant but.....Chinese Gynecology???????? What the nether regions of Chinese women is different from that of the rest of the female world? Is it some strange genetics? The wrath of Khan (Genghis)??? I was just struck by that at 8:15 this morning. Then again, to be struck by some Chinese hootchie would not necessarily be a bad thing, especially in a fucking Impala at 8:15 am. I just do not understand, or maybe I do.

The place is above a restaurant (Szechuan) I used to frequent. Of course, I have not gone since last November and Eddie has since closed the restaurant (I had known him since 1988 and been at his place since he opened in 1989 or 90) and moved to Hong Kong (or so I am told). I did enjoy our last meal there, though. It is now a Turkish or middle Eastern restaurant. So I am wondering if Eddie had a more lucrative side business with Chinese gynecology. What the fuck is Chinese Gynecology???

Does this place only adjust slanty slits? (I have to be as graphic as possible. To be real, I would not use that term to the best of your knowledge. I do recall a young Jordan refer to his then girlfriend as his slit, to us, not to her, at least not that I know of. It seemed a rather crude term to use, but then again, it was approrpriate for the age). I am vexed by this now.

The Chinese Opthamology, I can understand. If you have ever been on the road here in Toronto with Chinese drivers, you will know what I am talking about here. It is rarely pretty and I am not saying all are bad drivers, but it seems that a whole lot are. That is not to say there are not poor Caucasian drivers (my father in law was but one). That one I can comprehend.

I cannot figure out this Chinese Gynecology thing though. If you do this Chinese Gynecology thing, do have to do it again in an hour? Is it like eating Chinese? I always enjoy that. Please help me shed light on this malady or need for Chinese Gynecology. Drop me a line.

I am done for today, anyway. Ciao!