Dancing With The Stars? That title's a stretch.

I am back. I was struck by something, and no it was not Heather Mills's prosthetic leg as she "dances with the stars". Speaking of which, I was struck by the notion of her leg falling off while dancing. Apparently, there are bets being made and odds laid as to whether that will occur. Again, I am not sure she has a leg to stand on in that competition.

Now, given the name of the series, and I do not watch it, "Dancing with the Stars", how the fuck does Heather Mills fit in? What has she starred in? I have heard some people are born great and others have greatness thrust upon them. I have never heard of anybody who has greatness thrust IN them. What the fuck did she ever do, other than take some of Sir Paul's spunk train. I do not know if he regularly shot in her (it seems like it would have happened at least once, they do have a daughter) or on her, or on himself for all I know.

I still do not know what makes her a "star". They are really scraping the barrel of stardom when she qualifies. Fuck, why not have Charo? At least she could do her fucking coochie, coochie bullshit. Besides, she has those big ass lips to protect her like an airbag should she fall.

That is all for today. Just wanted to check in.