A kick in the balls. That's Entertainment!

I am back. It is another day of fun with "news". Here is a tidbit that I culled from AP via Yahoo!

Canada seeks man with groin-kick request
Mon May 28, 12:43 PM ET
Police in Ontario are looking for a man who allegedly approached women and asked them to kick him in the groin.
Three women reported similar incidents to police over the past two months, and two of the women reported the suspect was on a bicycle. None of the women reported injuries.
Police Sgt. Cate Welsh said Monday the man's request is not a crime, but they are concerned nonetheless.
"That kind of behavior tends to be a precursor to sexual assault. That's what we're trying to determine," Welsh said.

First off, what the fuck?!!!! If the dude wants somebody to kick him in the nuts, he should ask me. I would dearly love to try to send this fruitcakes nuts flying through his body and out his mouth (or nose) with a good, swift kick. Gooooooooooooooaaaaalllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Second, "That kind of behavior tends to be a precursor to a sexual assault"? It seems to me that is usually the after effect of a sexual assault (if done incorrectly, it would seem. To do it correctly, is to not get kicked in the balls, I would think). But, I am proud to know that I live in a country that allows any man to get kicked in the nuts if he so chooses and can find a consenting nut kicking partner.

That reminds of story/incident in my youth. It was a cold, early spring night back in April of 1979, we, a bunch of friends and myself, were leaving another friends home and getting set to walk home. We were a group of mixed genders. We got to talking of "what would you do if somebody tried to rape you" with one of the girls who was of a more morally loose character (we were 14 years old and in grade 9, so that one was relative then, today, at the same age, she would be giving blow jobs like candy at Halloween (not that there is anything wrong with that)). She mentions how she would kick her hypothetical assailant in the nuts. I chuckled, that is until she reared back with her Greb Kodiak construction boots, thankfully not steel-toed, and kicked me in the nuts. I could eventually breath again and got off the cold asphalt of the street. She bruised my taint, so thankfully it was not a direct blow to my boys.

In looking back, I can only think of two things. One, she could have at least offered to kiss the "booboo" she caused better or better yet just do it. Two, I am still not sold that she would have reacted that way with the adrenaline, fear and emotion coursing through her veins and head. Then again, I never questioned her on that one again. I also have not seen her since high school.

I had a girlfriend, the one that I dumped on her birthday, who did know the above girl as they worked at some camp on summer. My high school (junior high, too) friend also had a reputation there for enjoying her sexuality. I am thinking that the old girlfriend was jealous. Then again, she would have been called a "slut" for her activities. I never did or would have. If she is enjoying herself and she is making the choices, what is the big deal or need to label her in some negative fashion. Then again, I am a philosophical freak and cannot follow convention.

Finally, while I am on the subject, I would love to quote The Jam from their great song "That's Entertainment", which is about the simple things in life and the entertainment value we derive from things we take for granted. It goes something like this.."The crash of glass and the rumble of boots, electric train and a ripped up phone book........lights going out and a kick in the balls. That's entertainment." In fact, Morrissey covered that song, but it was not as good, to me, as either Jam version (album-Sound Affects or demo, off Snap! compilation CD or album).

Watch your nuts and ciao!