Ozzie Osborne, my father in law

I am back. I had nothing to say yesterday, nor the time to say it. That was the price of posting early on Wednesday. Enough about that shit and on with the show.

I was struck by something while watching "America's Got Talent" the other night. Brandy has been replaced on the panel by Sharon Osborne. The British dude is still an asshole, though I tend to agree with what he says and David Hasselhoff still comes across as if he is drunk, then again his daughter's video footage may have something to do with that perception. Seeing Sharon Osborne got me to thinking about "The Osbornes".

That was a funny show in a contrived sort of way. I started thinking about the way that Ozzie would come off as all confused and befuddled by the simplest of things. The cries of "Sharon!" in a slurred manner always cracked me up. My father in law is Ozzie Osborne, well without the coolness of a music career and the Prince of Darkness reputation. I know that cry. I have heard that cry, only I have heard it with my mother in law's name substituted for Sharon.

That is all folks. Ciao! Have a great weekend, I intend to. No, I will!