Some ecards, when you care enough to hit send.

I am back. I came across some of the best e-cards today in my travels. I laughed my ass off on some of them. Here are some samples. In the "Break Up" section, there were such beauts as "The good news is that she was a cunt", "I'm sorry to hear you didn't dump the prick sooner" and the ever sage advice, "Take some time to be alone with your penis."

Under the section titled "Friendship", we have great ones such as "If we were in prision, I'd help you not get raped", "I'm looking forward to your visit being over" and "It's time to stop dressing yourself". In "Thinking of You", there are the classics and soon to be classic, "I still masturbate to you", "I still dislike the taste of your semen" and "Even when we're 80, I will do you from behind".

I am telling you, these cards are classics. I do not know which ones I like best. The site to check them out is www.someecards.com. The tag line is when you care enough to hit send. Man this was funny. Unfortunately, I am not being so, but I will shamelessly plug a web site.

Ciao!