This Blog Has Been Rated for Content

I am back. I found this and tested this damn blog to see how it would be rated. There you have it. Apparently, the word "fucking" was used at least 9x (I fucking could have sworn it was higher), "shit" 8x (what the fuck is wrong with "shit"? Other than the smell, the texture is just silky smooth, unless you have been eating corn or peanuts.), "asshole" 6x (what, this rating thing does not have one? Fucking shit eating asshole!), "fuck" 5x (that is bullshit! I have used fuck more than five times in a sentence, of course, I am counting "fucking" in that fucking count), "penis" 2x (What the fuck! That is the proper name for it, I should use "dick" or "cock"?) and "semen" 1x (I do not recall using that term, but see my reaction to "penis". I guess I should say "load", "splooge" or "cum". Is that fucking better, asswipe?)

There you have it, I am a bit to profane for young ears. I feel sorry for the Lad as he gets to hear me swear like a sailor. I no longer even make the attempt to not swear in front of him. I figured he should learn it at home and see how to swear properly, instead of finding out from some pre-teen who can say "fuck" with the proper emphasis on the "ffffff" and string it out. That is about the limit of my parenting skills. I can teach a child to swear properly and with feeling. I guess my work with the Lad is done, I can move on.

I am still getting over being rated NC17. I knew that I was not family content, hell, I may not be female content, but NC17???!! Who the fuck was rating me? I want to meet that person, with teh candyass ears. I guess this person should grow a pair and listen to the full content and not the words. It is like missing the forest for the trees. I am not sure that I like people like that, they tend to miss too much in life as they cannot "see" the greater connections.

Well, on that happy note, I am about to brave this heat. Let the ball sweat begin! Ciao!