Just thought you should know

I am back. I am a lean, mean, posting machine. Besides, it is Friday the 13th. In addition to walking under a ladder, I purposely broke a mirror and then a black cat crossed my path. I proceeded to punt that pussy across the street. That will show that black cat, devil's minion, who is the boss. I figure if I am going to receive bad luck, I might as well earn it along with negative Karma points.

I am hungry. Just thought you all should know that. Well, the world's tallest man just got married. They are from Mongolia. I bet you did not know that they made Yurt's tall enough for this dude. He is a 7 foot nine inch herdsman. His wife has to stand to blow him if he is standing. Just thought you should know.

Apparently, there is a robot that visits patients when doctors cannot. I heard that one before. Of course, the version I heard ended up with an anal probe, so perhaps it was robots and not aliens. Now, that is a good one. I think it may be less embarrassing having a robot bugger you up the asshole, okay colonoscopy (tomato, tomahto), than a doctor with his female nurses hanging around. Just thought you should know.

Dog is finally off Washington state voter rolls. Apparently, they have been sending this dog absentee ballots for the past three elections. He was also about to run for governor as Spuds MacKenzie (a little 80s trivia for you). He had Bill Gates support, too. Just thought you should know.

Russian plane returns after drunken brawl. Apparently, all the passengers were drunk (something about mixing up water and vodka), but the brawl was between a drunken pilot and co-pilot. It all started innocently enough when one asked the other to "pull his finger". He did but it was not a fart but a "shart". The plane turned around for a change of pants...and to reload the vodka dispensers. Just thought you should know.

Vultures make Rhode Island house a tough sell. Apparently, there is a four bedroom house on a half an acre of land for sale well below market value (I love deep value) in Rhode Island. The trees around the Hopkinton house are a year-round nesting ground for turkey and black vultures. The previous owners blamed the birds for polluting their well, scaring their children and causing various illnesses. Vultures are always getting a bum rap. Okay, they are vultures and like their food good, dead and decomposing. They do stink, but you would too if you ate rotting flesh, you cannot hold that against them. You could if they were working out at the machine next to yours, though. I am with you there. There has to be a buyer who is a real animal lover, or a dead animal lover, in which case the vultures eat again. Just thought you should know.

I am off to the Outlaws, I need a drink already. Just thought you should know.

Ciao!