A new list of one

I am back. I do not know where any of you are, however. Be that as it may, let me begin with this post. Notice, that I did not post on Monday. Writer's block again. The damn Muse (I apologize but I really do not want to piss her off anymore) is either on vacation or just refuses to speak to me.

I have been amongst you humans and there is nothing new or strange to report. It must be the summer doldrums. Then again, if it were, I would be better served lying in the sun, by a body of water, bevvy in hand just listening to some cool summer tunes and the water lapping up on shore. Add being given a blow job at the same time and it suddenly becomes heaven.

I am now thinking of a non-exhaustive list of what I think are the greatest summer tunes. I will not mention Katrina and the Waves and "Walking on Sunshine" as I fucking hated that song with a fiery passion. Here we go.

"Saturday in the Park" by Chicago (reminds of being a kid, hanging out with my older next door neighbor and going to the Ex with her and her parents {The Ex is the Canadian National Exhibition which is a big ass fair with Midway held every August in Toronto, it is a dirt pit that some love. My father NEVER took us there as children, that filth factor, and that was the first time I went. To keep up the tradition, I NEVER take the Lad and my brother refuses to head down there, so we learned well from our father}).

That is all that I have for now, but I will continue with these theme until the muse starts whispering in my ear again. I know that she will. At least, I hope so. Ciao.