The Ick Factor Strikes Me, Again!

I am back. Funny thing happened to me yesterday. The more I think about it, the more disturbed I am becoming. I was driving home yesterday. I have my window down and I am at a light. I am in the left lane with a dedicated left turn lane beside me. I am stopped at the light and just sort of looking around. I look to my left and I see this older woman, who looks familiar, in a sporty looking car. I think it is some sort of German car but look to see it is a Nissan 350Z.

Okay, as I look at the woman in the car, her windows are up. I am thinking she looks familiar, almost like my mother or grandmother. Then I realize, it is my aunt. My mother's sister, who was my dentist, up until she pissed me off about nine years ago (she sold her practice earlier this year, too). The last time I saw her was at my nephew's first birthday party in May. I did not say a word to her or my uncle.

In fact, at my nephew's bris, she asked the Wife "how old Jeffrey was?" Who the fuck is "Jeffrey"? The Wife answered, "I don't know, about 51" (which would have been the age of my cousin Jeffrey). She apparently meant the Lad. Gotta hand it to her, at least she got the first letter of the Lad's name correct. You can see I am very close with her. Funny thing is that she lives in the same city as me, but her brother, my uncle in British Columbia, has seen the Lad more and has a relationship with him. (shaking my head)

I realize who it is and smile and wave. She smiles back, waves, but does not open her passenger window to talk. The light changes and she moves forward. I drive off as she makes her left turn to go home (she lives near where I was and am). As I am driving along, I realize that she had NO CLUE who I was. That is okay.

Here is the disturbing part, as I see it. She makes the rest of the drive home knowing that some younger guy has just smiled and waved at her. She is thinking that I was flirting with her. Ewwwwww! Did I make her panties moist? Ewwwwwww! I can just picture her thinking that some younger dude was checking her out, when that younger dude was her nephew, just acknowledging her existence in his present and presence.

You can say, I could be wrong, but I know my aunt and how she thinks. I cannot get this dirt off of my no matter how hard I have scrubbed. I have turned my aunt on. To quote the late Robert Palmer, "I didn't mean to turn you on."

So now I have to live with myself, knowing I made my aunt's panties moist.....unless given her age (60s) she is incontinent, in which case her weak bladder made her "granny" panties moist. Though, she is not a granny as neither of her children have any kids that we know of, nor are they married. Remind me one day to tell the scandalous tale of my cousin, my brother's age, who called off her wedding ten years ago. Actually, you should all ask my sister about it as she had some sort of relationship with her. I do not think I have seen her and her brother (10 years my junior) since my brother's wedding, five years ago.

Well, that is my story. Ciao!