I am back. I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas, whether you celebrate or not. The prophecy has been foretold and so it begins......by the way AMC is running a Planet of the Apes marathon (all five original movies on New Years Eve Day or New Years Day, not sure which).
The prophecy of the Planet of the Apes foretold the story of a future Earth where man was "overturned" and enslaved by apes. Well, in India, the monkeys have started attacking. Apparently, in India, monkeys are considered sacred (along with cows and just about every other animal except Muslims and Untouchables....go figure, how man, or certain men, rank lower on their evolutionary scale than cows and monkeys). People feed them, so they have become quite aggressive especially near Delhi. Anyway, even the deputy mayor was attacked and killed by monkeys there.
See, the monkeys have started the rebellion. We have to put them, well, they since I do not see any self-respecting monkey coming to Canada and doing that shit here. I mean, one good cold snap, frozen metal, monkey scrotum and balls getting stuck to frozen metal, monkey looks to get the hell out of the cold (after figuring out a way to unstick his nuts from the metal). So, myself, where I am, I am not really concerned for my own safety here. That is why India is ground zero.
Anyway, monkeys are attacking but the humans are too afraid to put them in their place. They are monkeys for crying out loud. Throw some feces at them, they understand that shit, pun intended. The future is writ large, if only the Indians will heed it. They have to put an end to it now or someday soon, somebody will be heard to exclaim "Get your filthy paws off of me, you damned dirty ape!"
Happy Boxing Day for those so inclined. Keep an eye out for monkeys if you dare brave the shopping, and shooting if in downtown Toronto, crowds. Ciao!
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