The big 500

I am back. It is bad enough that I reference other things in my postings and life, now I am referencing my referencing board. In any event, I, and this little thing I call my blog has been in existence for close to 3 years. This post is my 500th.

I should have some sort of party or quiz you all on the previous 499 posts just to see if you were listening, er retaining your reading. I would not do that y'all....right now. Besides, I am having a urine test, so I have to go study.

See, so we have a post that refers to the fact that it is a post. It is a post about the present post. How fucking circular is that? How dull is that? That is the better term.

I can give a short weekend in review. The Lad had his friends sleepover birthday party on Friday. It was a Friday night dinner, alone, with the Wife and myself. She had said she wanted to see a movie earlier (the night before) but I was tired. As she did not bring it up, I just let sleeping dogs lie. Back to the Lad, he was at a sleepover.

This was an obvious mis-nomer. He did NOT sleep. I worked out and the Wife went to fetch him, take him to the Outlaws' condo and then to visit FIL in the home. Apparently, they did not get that far. She got him to the Outlaws' but the Lad did not want to leave the car. He fell asleep on their way home.

I came home around 3 and the Wife went to visit FIL. I was told to wake the Lad at 4:30. That was unpleasant. I actually knew how it would go and recall being there before, so I did not take it personally. He did make it to a near awakened state eventually. Then it was time for dinner, a shower (his) and bed.

That was the most exciting thing about my weekend, by the way. What kind of fucking useless and desperate life do I lead? I will keep a stiff upper lip. Besides, in my whole life, I have always thought January was a write-off month (except for the birth of the Lad) for me anyway. I do not settle into the "new" year until about February or the Chinese New Year. Go figure and I do not know what it all means.

It is going to be the Year of the Rat. To think, I had the "year of the rat" going on in my home 2 years ago. We were ahead of our time. Then again, that my explain why my alarm clock continues to run fast. Or that explains why we are ahead of our time.

Ponder that shit for a while my people. I am cutting out of here. Remember, you have just witnessed my 500th post. I want to post another 500. I also want to compile the archives and turn it into something useful, or funny. We will see where that project goes.

Ciao!